They Got Along

Lately, my youngest two children have come together over a shared purpose: keeping their parental units in a state of elevated blood pressure by arguing over all things inconsequential. Just as I once mentioned how diapers are as malodorous on the island as they are on the mainland, so also island kids can and do […]

The Club 400

Memorial Day weekend, amid all the beach festivities, the Island family made an impressive purchase. We pondered, brow-rubbed, head-scratched and kicked the dirt around a little, and finally, after securing a family consensus, we done bought ourselves some watercraft. Ladies and gentlemen, we are now the proud owners of a Club 400. For all of […]

The Lookout Game

Last week, I found the small people playing a new game. It looked like this. Apparently, it’s called “Lookout.” I noticed my eldest was holding a telescope, so I asked them what they were looking out for. Their answer was illuminating. “We don’t know. Stuff.” “Like pirates?” I asked excitedly. Pause. “Could be.” “Saber-toothed alien […]