{"id":537,"date":"2011-09-28T13:11:46","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T17:11:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=537"},"modified":"2011-09-28T13:12:31","modified_gmt":"2011-09-28T17:12:31","slug":"still-trying-for-my-green-thumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":"Still Trying For My Green Thumb"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday, I decided to try my hand at a small sago palm again.<\/p>\n

Last fall, I purchased one<\/a> because it said \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wants Minimal Attention\u00e2\u20ac\u009d on the tag, figuring it would be hard to go wrong with a plant like this.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Turns out, it was not so hard after all.<\/p>\n

So when I came home with a new one today, LCB looked at me with skepticism highly appropriate for one who well knows my vegetational shortcomings.<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It was on clearance,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I answered.<\/p>\n

Those four words explained everything.<\/p>\n

So here we go again.<\/p>\n

Although, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m starting to wonder why certain plants that aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t necessarily seasonal are placed on clearance, since there were small sago palms that looked identical right around the corner from the one I purchased, all at full price.<\/p>\n

Then, I started thinking about it, and wondered if that is part of why I have a difficult time making plants survive more than a few months. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve always blamed things like my forgetfulness when it comes to watering, my lack of fertilizer usage, and the like. But maybe part of my failure can be blamed on the fact that I tend to buy the plants that are already downtrodden, or neglected, or maybe even abused. Seriously. I suspect this would naturally impact my success rate.<\/p>\n

Now, I am contemplating making this a new personal mission. Several of my friends rescue animals. Maybe I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll start rescuing plants from the clearance racks of the world.<\/p>\n

Bring me your poor, weary plants that have seen nothing but the bowels of life. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll drag out their misery for a few more months<\/del> save them from their fate and make them what Shakespeare called \u00e2\u20ac\u0153new baptized.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

Then, in a surprising twist, LCB came home from the store last night and announced that he had what he termed \u00e2\u20ac\u0153a romantic surprise\u00e2\u20ac\u009d for me.<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Socks for the boys,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I guessed, thinking he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d finished a task I intended to complete today but never did<\/p>\n

He gave me a look.<\/p>\n

Wrong category, I thought.<\/p>\n

I tried again. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Toilet paper?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

I got another look.<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Come downstairs and see,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he answered, and started down the stairs.<\/p>\n

There, sitting in the kitchen, was this:<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Who knew he meant romantic in the literal sense?<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Some lady with a German accent helped me pick one out,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said, and proceeded to act out the exchange between the two of them, complete with accent. An interesting quirk about LCB is he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s really good at accents, and takes any opportunity he can to use them in his speaking. This was especially entertaining (and time-consuming) back when he traveled internationally with great frequency, and would come back from his trips loaded with stories. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve mentioned the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153L\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in his name stands for loquacious, so you can imagine the longevity of these reenactments as well.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I was truly touched by the orchid.<\/p>\n

That is, until he got to the part where the lady told him to tell me not to water it, but to only put two ice cubes a week in the orchid\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s pot.<\/p>\n

Clearly, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m whatever the opposite of a horticulturalist is, but that just sounds wrong to me. Ice is, well, really cold, which seems counterproductive. And, does one put both ice cubes in at the same time, or does one stagger the ice cubes three-and-a-half days apart?<\/p>\n

Then, when my mind was already spinning with all this counterintuitive data, I read the accompanying tag, which explicitly states to use 3 ice cubes per week, and gives no indication about the sequencing of the ice cubes.<\/p>\n

Finally, I realized I was also working with incomplete information. When did the store last \u00e2\u20ac\u0153cube\u00e2\u20ac\u009d its orchids and how many did they use? It seems like this information should be conveyed to the buyer at purchase, because this will obviously dictate my future plan of attack.<\/p>\n

The weight of successfully caring for two plants, one rescued no less, is really starting to weigh on me. And given that the orchid was not rescued, it means its demise will be my fault alone.<\/p>\n

It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s great responsibility for one so unwise in the ways of growing things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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