{"id":3669,"date":"2017-02-14T15:05:04","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T19:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=3669"},"modified":"2017-03-31T11:50:49","modified_gmt":"2017-03-31T15:50:49","slug":"valentines-day-realities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=3669","title":{"rendered":"Valentine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Day Realities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\">This Valentine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Day, our family is feeling all the loves that a family can feel while engaged in high fevers, sore throats, and hacking coughs. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=3670\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3670\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-3670\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/100_4091-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"697\" height=\"523\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/100_4091-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/100_4091-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/100_4091-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/100_4091-640x480.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 697px) 100vw, 697px\" \/><\/a>Sadly, there is little romance (or chocolate or fine wine) to speak of in these here parts today. So instead, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll leave you with a picture of what Baby-Girl thought, five years ago, was a Valentine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Day whoopee cushion, a thing two of my three children to this day would still buy, with their own money, if it were actually a thing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman;\">Happy Valentine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Day everyone!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Valentine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Day, our family is feeling all the loves that a family can feel while engaged in high fevers, sore throats, and hacking coughs. Sadly, there is little romance (or chocolate or fine wine) to speak of in these here parts today. So instead, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll leave you with a picture of what Baby-Girl thought, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2035,2164,2163,2162],"class_list":["post-3669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islandlife","tag-happy-valentines-day","tag-valentines-day-flu","tag-valentines-day-whoopee-cushion","tag-valentines-day-woes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}