{"id":3503,"date":"2016-10-31T12:10:10","date_gmt":"2016-10-31T16:10:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=3503"},"modified":"2016-10-31T12:10:10","modified_gmt":"2016-10-31T16:10:10","slug":"short-brought-pumpkin-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=3503","title":{"rendered":"In Short, I Brought My Pumpkin to the Beach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: medium;\">First of all, I just unwittingly walked all over the island with a semi-large toothpaste stain on my shirt this morning. And this was, on my honor, after congratulating myself for finding and removing a small, unidentifiable stain on the shirt when I first put it on. This doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really relate to anything at all, but I share this with you merely because I always feel comforted by the faux pas of others, knowing at least some of my blunders are universal. So consider this paying it forward. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: medium;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=3504\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3504\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-3504\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_9805-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_9805\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_9805-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_9805-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/IMG_9805-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Less universal was my decision to bring a pumpkin with me to the beach. I daresay I may have been the only person on this beach (or any beach, for that matter) accompanied by a member of the Cucurbitacae family. Ah, well. If I have to turn heads at the beach, at least it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s in keeping with the holiday. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: medium;\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: medium;\">Happy Halloween, y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First of all, I just unwittingly walked all over the island with a semi-large toothpaste stain on my shirt this morning. And this was, on my honor, after congratulating myself for finding and removing a small, unidentifiable stain on the shirt when I first put it on. This doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really relate to anything at all, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2111,2110,105,100,2112],"class_list":["post-3503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islandlife","tag-beach-pumpkins","tag-halloween-on-the-beach","tag-island-life","tag-island-living","tag-island-pumpkins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}