{"id":2727,"date":"2014-04-12T19:43:24","date_gmt":"2014-04-12T23:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=2727"},"modified":"2017-10-31T11:03:45","modified_gmt":"2017-10-31T15:03:45","slug":"coffee-christine-yes-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=2727","title":{"rendered":"Coffee with Christine: Yes, I Am That Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that time again, so grab your mug and pull up a chair.<\/p>\n

On school lunches:<\/p>\n

\"IMG_7472\"<\/a>In case you are wondering, yes, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a sandwich. More to the point, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my son\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sandwich. Apparently, they look so good when he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s packing them that he now often takes two<\/i> bites before he puts them in his lunch bag for the next day\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lunch. Thus, he has upped his game from the one bite sandwich days.<\/p>\n

My only hope is that when he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sitting at the cafeteria table, he makes it clear to the students and teachers around him that his mother does not<\/i> pack his lunch.<\/p>\n

Early on in my eldest son\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s educational career (preschool, to be exact), I discovered that I abhor packing other people\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lunches even more than I abhor packing my own. I therefore determined that I would kill two birds with one stone by teaching the small people personal responsibility via having them pack their own lunches. Seriously, their primary responsibilities in pre-k were to a.) carry their own bags into school on account of their mom was not also their personal pack mule and b.) pack their own lunches on lunch bunch days.<\/p>\n

Over the years, this has compromised the nutritional integrity of many a lunch, even with my inconsistent<\/del> loving supervision.<\/p>\n

But, to quote Lord Farquaad<\/a>, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a sacrifice I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m willing to make.<\/p>\n

Plus, we serve broccoli with dinner almost every night, so I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been able to justify this and other questionable nutritional practices.<\/p>\n

(This is, in fact, why we serve broccoli with dinner almost every night. Truth in blogging, my friends.)<\/p>\n

On hiking:<\/p>\n

\"IMG_7458\"<\/a>I took this on a recent hike with Baby-Girl and her scouting group. I love the coastal canopy of trees so prevalent here.<\/p>\n

\"IMG_7466\"<\/a>This is my gratuitous aviary shot, taken of a bird that looked too sedate to ever exacerbate my fears of its species<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"IMG_7467\"<\/a>And no coastal hike would be complete without some lovely alligator signage.<\/p>\n

On a sea escape:<\/p>\n

\"IMG_7384\"<\/a>Some days, I think I could escape from the world on one of these. In fact, you know what I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m in love with right now? Every time the Princess Cruises commercial with the tagline \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Come Back New\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/a> comes on, I sit in a stupor afterward, imagining what it would be like to \u00e2\u20ac\u0153come back new.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Seriously, whatever it is that they do on those ships to make you come back new, I want that<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Princess Cruises, please text me. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll blog my little heart out for you if you provide a cruise that will allow me to come back new. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be your poster child blogger, particularly after one of your emotional makeover cruises.<\/p>\n

Tangentially, I think Princess\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s tagline would also work well for a plastic surgeon. It wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t sell me personally, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d appeal to those with a penchant for cosmetic enhancement that involves small weaponry and after-procedure painkillers that make some of us nauseous.<\/p>\n

(I really, really hate throwing up.)<\/p>\n

(Just saying. \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcCause we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re having coffee here and all.)<\/p>\n

On the embarrassment front:<\/p>\n

This happened a few weeks ago, at one of my son\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s basketball games. I was sitting at the edge of the court taking pictures when suddenly my lens cap rolled off my lap, onto the floor, and then began rolling across the court (at a decent clip, I might add, for a lens cap).<\/p>\n

Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like to embarrass my peoples (LCB and the small people), much less myself, but there was no way I was going to let a Canon Rebel lens cap get trampled by a pack of fifth graders, even if it meant taking the hit myself instead.<\/p>\n

I ran after the lens cap while LCB looked on, choked with laughter. As the stars would have it, the cap managed to just elude my grasp (picture me reaching, reaching, reaching, and just missing every time \u00e2\u20ac\u201c yeah, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s how it went) until I was halfway across the court. Finally, I grabbed it, turned and ran, just missing the hoard of boys barreling down the court.<\/p>\n

It was one of my better moments. It was so good, in fact, that at the next game, a young lady sitting next to me, probably college-aged, looked over at me about a minute after I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d arrived and asked, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you the lady that had to chase her lens cap down the court during the last game?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

Why, yes. Yes I am that lady.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that time again, so grab your mug and pull up a chair. On school lunches: In case you are wondering, yes, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a sandwich. More to the point, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my son\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sandwich. Apparently, they look so good when he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s packing them that he now often takes two bites before he puts them in his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,4],"tags":[1717,1713,1712,1716,1714,105,100,1719,1715,1718],"class_list":["post-2727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islandlife","category-island-parenting","tag-can-i-come-back-new","tag-coastal-hikes","tag-coastal-walks","tag-come-back-new","tag-dont-feed-the-alligators","tag-island-life","tag-island-living","tag-its-a-sacrifice-im-willing-to-make","tag-princess-cruises","tag-when-your-lens-cap-rolls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}