{"id":2654,"date":"2014-02-06T22:25:35","date_gmt":"2014-02-07T02:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=2654"},"modified":"2014-02-06T22:25:35","modified_gmt":"2014-02-07T02:25:35","slug":"cleaned-bathroom-445","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=2654","title":{"rendered":"So I Cleaned My Bathroom at 4:45 AM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I cleaned my bathroom at 4:45 a.m. today, and let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just say that it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t because I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have still been sleeping at 4:45 a.m. if left to my own devices.<\/p>\n<p>I was not left to my own devices.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, Baby-girl woke me by breathing in my face until I opened my eyes. Then she spoke the words that strike terror in every mother\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s heart: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I threw up.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>I know I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll probably get some flak from my male readership for saying this, but let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just be honest here. The words only strike terror in mothers\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 hearts because the fathers usually sleep through the whole drama. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure there are two or maybe three puke-cleaning dads out there somewhere, but I have yet to meet one.<\/p>\n<p>In my case, LCB\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s snores kept me company as I scrubbed, on hands and knees, and wished for a maidservant.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, I will not be finishing and posting my previously scheduled post. Coherent thoughts are just not in my immediate future.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=2651\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2651\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2651\" alt=\"IMG_7097\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_7097-1024x682.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_7097-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_7097-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Instead, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll just leave you with a picture of last night\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sunset over the salt marsh,<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=2652\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2652\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2652\" alt=\"IMG_7106\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_7106-1024x682.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_7106-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_7106-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=2653\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2653\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2653\" alt=\"IMG_7112\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_7112-1024x680.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_7112-1024x680.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/IMG_7112-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>and pictures from my solitary walk on the beach this evening.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and for kicks, here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a video I accidentally (yes, accidentally) took tonight when I was playing around with my camera.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Accidental-Movie-2-6-14.wmv\">Accidental Movie 2-6-14<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hey, if you just use your imagination and ignore the focusing, the shaking, and the non-ocean-generated background noise, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s exactly what it was like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I cleaned my bathroom at 4:45 a.m. today, and let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just say that it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t because I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have still been sleeping at 4:45 a.m. if left to my own devices. I was not left to my own devices. Instead, Baby-girl woke me by breathing in my face until I opened my eyes. Then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,4],"tags":[1678,1677,105,100,1679,932],"class_list":["post-2654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islandlife","category-island-parenting","tag-a-walk-on-my-island","tag-carolina-beach-pictures","tag-island-life","tag-island-living","tag-the-humor-in-sick-kids","tag-walking-on-the-beach"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}