{"id":2279,"date":"2013-02-23T17:19:23","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T21:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=2279"},"modified":"2013-02-23T17:19:23","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T21:19:23","slug":"view-deck-part","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?p=2279","title":{"rendered":"My View from the Deck: Part One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all, last week, we spent a few days back on our old island, the one I still consider my home island. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been a long time since we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been back, so I found myself looking afresh at my once-regular views.<\/p>\n<p>I also have a new camera, and She-Who-Is-Challenged-Even-By-Autofocus spent much the weekend ranting about her own ineptness, prompting LCB to seek solitary confinement in his office for hours on end. Oh, and that whole take-the-battery-out-between-uses thing that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s apparently <i>advisable or whatever<\/i> is killing me, because I keep forgetting and thinking my battery (or my camera) is dead, so then I run and grab my old camera to take pictures with, and then five minutes later remember about my new battery practices, long after the Kodak moment has passed.<\/p>\n<p>I know what many of you are thinking. And I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t care. Well, I only care that you know that <i>I know<\/i> that you are thinking what you are thinking. But I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t care that you are thinking it. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m convinced that the Lord has a purpose even for people like me, so I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m okay with the state of my inept and mostly crazy little self. As long as you know that <i>I know<\/i> that I have these tendencies but am okay with them (and by the way, <i>I am totally aware of them<\/i>), I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m fine.<\/p>\n<p>Additionally, while home I had my hair done by my stylist extraordinaire, so the next night I pestered LCB to take a few pictures of me just so I can remember what it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like not to have two inches of non-highlighted hair popping out of my scalp. The way my schedule looks at present time, that look is conceivably in my personal forecast again.<\/p>\n<p>You all really need to just forgive me for all of the above. I blame it on the Mack truck that hit my nasal cavity earlier this week in the form of a virus, one that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s made me the poster child for the descriptor \u00e2\u20ac\u0153looking like death warmed over.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d (There hasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t been enough makeup in the world, y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all.) And, I also blame it on the recent, untimely demise of a certain character in a certain show that had better pull a Lazarus if the world is ever to be right again. Some of you choir members know exactly what I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m saying. To those of you who don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t worry; you know what they say about ignorance.<\/p>\n<p>The point of all of this is just to say this: I saw a ton of cool stuff last week and I took a ton of pictures. I started writing a post and realized I had a ton of stuff to share, so I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to break up the ton into smaller pieces. Enough said.<\/p>\n<p>So, in an entirely different vein, may I present My View from the Deck: Part One.<\/p>\n<p>I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t tell you how many times, over the years of living here, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve stood outside on my deck, and watched a story like this unfold.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=2280\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2280\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2280\" alt=\"IMG_4775\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4775-1024x682.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4775-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4775-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=2281\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2281\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2281\" alt=\"IMG_4776\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4776-1024x682.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4776-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4776-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=2282\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2282\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2282\" alt=\"IMG_4779\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4779-1024x682.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4779-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4779-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=2283\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2283\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2283\" alt=\"IMG_4780\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4780-1024x682.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4780-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4780-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=2284\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2284\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2284\" alt=\"IMG_4784\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4784-1024x682.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4784-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4784-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>The sequence of characters often changes, with one or more sometimes lagging far behind or running ahead, collecting shells, watching dolphins, or just lost in thought.<\/p>\n<p>I will tell you this, however: There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not much else in life quite like watching this tale unfold.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/?attachment_id=2285\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2285\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2285\" alt=\"IMG_4958\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4958-1024x682.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4958-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4958-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>Not much at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all, last week, we spent a few days back on our old island, the one I still consider my home island. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been a long time since we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been back, so I found myself looking afresh at my once-regular views. I also have a new camera, and She-Who-Is-Challenged-Even-By-Autofocus spent much the weekend ranting about her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,4],"tags":[831,1409,100,670,783,1312],"class_list":["post-2279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islandlife","category-island-parenting","tag-coastal-life","tag-going-home-to-the-island","tag-island-living","tag-kids-on-the-beach","tag-life-on-an-island","tag-walking-the-beach"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.anislandmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}